noctude:

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

lesbianheart:

i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES???? THATS WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ABOUT

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

trapsoul9:

I like noticing details that no one sees

thexfiles:

shoutout to this week for ending

iwoulddieforklaus:

me at night trying to sleep: concocts an elaborate novel length story complete with romantic subplots, mysteries, and numerous different arcs.

me during the day trying to write: no thoughts, head empty.

extrasad:

“:(” in all caps

bopeep:

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

nossik:

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

lonetravelertheory:

tinsil:

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

nepptune:

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

jackie-me-thislady:

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

babyangel-jpg:

U ever abt to explain urself to somebody and then ur like ??? I literally don’t have to lmaooo

wlw:

anyone else feeling like what the fuck